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Happy Mess T-shirt

You know that moment when everything goes haywire, but you still have perfect lipstick and a sharp wit? That's the energy of the Happy Mess t-shirt. A carefully measured blend of controlled chaos and elegant nonchalance. Just like you, actually.

To wear when:
- You want to send a clear message (without speaking).
- Your ex is trying a comeback (no thanks).
- You're managing three things at once with an ironic smile.

Made in Portugal 🇵🇹 & Printed in the South of France 🇫🇷

Free delivery in mainland France

Size
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Color: Green_celadon
Regular price
39,00 €
Regular price
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39,00 €
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Dosage / Side Effects

Instructions:
T-shirt recommended in case of hectic life, illegible schedule, toxic crush that comes back (again), or simply cosmic laziness.

Perfect for queens of organized chaos and women who prefer to set things on fire rather than conform.

Recommended dosage:
- 1 t-shirt per day, with or without coffee.
- Put it on urgently as soon as the world gets annoying.
- Can be taken in overdose without side effects (except for a sudden surge of charisma).

Method of administration:
– It slips onto the shoulders with a perfectly studied nonchalance.
– To be mixed with jeans, high heels or statement sneakers.
– To be worn with your best “I don’t care” look.

Possible side effects:
– Envious glances in the street.
– Unsolicited but totally deserved compliments.
– A sudden urge to say out loud what everyone else is thinking quietly.

Interactions:
Compatible with everyday struggles, unread texts, and brunches with girlfriends that last too long.

Contraindications:
None known to date. Unless you want to go unnoticed.

Composition

Made in Portugal & Printed in France.

Organic cotton t-shirt, unisex.
100% Organic Cotton (in conversion) combed, 180 g/m².

GOTS and OEKO-TEX labeled:

- No pesticides, insecticides or GMOs used
- Ecological dye
- Decent working conditions and salaries

You can personalize this t-shirt if you wish (message in another color, other message...), contact us and we will do the job!

Care

Machine wash cold (max 30°). Wash with like colours, do not iron on artwork, wash and iron inside out.

Shipping: respectful of the environment (we do our best), in flexible envelopes made of 100% recycled and recyclable paper kraft paper. Zero plastic, your products just your products.

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“CAT GPT KILLED ME” T-shirt: the message t-shirt that clashes with artificial intelligence (but with style)

Looking for a message t-shirt that combines humor, sass, and style? Look no further. With the “CAT GPT KILLED ME” t-shirt, Apology delivers a punchline that's as relatable as your morning sarcasm. Inspired by the famous spelling mistake that has become a cult classic (“Omar killed me”), this t-shirt revisits the clash between humans and artificial intelligence… with derision, of course.

Designed for girls (and cool guys too) who aren't impressed by robots, this t-shirt is for anyone who refuses to become programmed clones. It's more than an item of clothing: it's a statement. A statement. A stylish middle finger in this age where even your boyfriend is asking ChatGPT to write your birthday text.

A stylish, committed and conscientiously made t-shirt

✔️ 100% GOTS certified organic cotton: to take care of the planet without sacrificing your style.
✔️ Unisex fit: because we don't care about labels.
✔️ Printed in France: local and well done, like you.

This t-shirt goes with everything: high-waisted jeans, an oversized blazer, or Sunday morning joggers. And best of all, it's guaranteed to get a good dose of comments like, "Your tee is so stylish, where's it from?"

FAQs

→ Will this t-shirt bring order to my life?
No. But it'll add style to your mess. And that's already something.

→ How big is it?
Pretty normal. If you want a loose, "I can handle it even when it's swimming in them" look, go up a size. Otherwise, your usual size will do the trick.

→ Does the print withstand washing?
Yes, as long as you don't decide to wash your t-shirt at 90°C in your dishwasher. Turn it inside out, wash it at 30°C, and it will thank you.

→ Is this a unisex t-shirt?
It can be, but it's mainly designed for girls who don't need a man to borrow a stylish t-shirt.

→ Where is it made?
Made in Portugal and printed in France. Not in a cave with elves, but almost.
With organic cotton, because you may have a messy life, but you have a conscience.

→ Can I exchange it if I get the wrong size?
Yes babe. You have 14 days to change your mind (or just change your mind like you change your mood).

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You love the Happy Mess T-shirt ? Just wait until you see the rest. We have a whole range of slogan t-shirts, all made from organic cotton, manufactured in Portugal and printed in France. Punchlines for every mood, even those you're not quite ready to admit.