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Mariah T-shirt is square

The queen has spoken. The season is confirmed.

Every year it's the same: as soon as the first notes of "All I Want..." start playing, you know it's on. But this year, we're leaving the gift-giving stress and the overcooked turkey to others. You? You're calm. You're organized. You're a logistics diva. In short, everything's perfect.

Made in Portugal 🇵🇹 & Printed in the South of France 🇫🇷

Free delivery in mainland France

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Color: Green_celadon
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39,00 €
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Dosage / Side Effects

Therapeutic indications:
This garment is prescribed as an emergency treatment for the symptomatic relief of winter blues, lack of motivation, and the "I have nothing to wear for Christmas dinner" syndrome. Effective from the first dose to boost energy levels.slay.

Recommended dosage:

  • Attack treatment:A skin application (in other words: wear it) as soon as you hear the first Christmas bell on the radio.
  • Background treatment:Wear it as much as you like throughout December. For best results, we recommend only removing it for washing (and even then, wash it inside out at 30°C, remember the basics).
  • In case of forgetfulness:Make up for it immediately by wearing it the next day with a striking lipstick.

Instructions for use:
For external use only. Works in perfect synergy with:

  • A sequined skirt (to shine brighter than the Christmas tree).
  • Mom jeans (for post-raclette digestive comfort).
  • A diva-like attitude, managing her empire.

Known side effects:
A sudden ego boost, an irresistible urge to do vocal exercises in your bathroom, and a high risk of jealousy from your office colleagues. If you start demanding scented candles and private rooms before every meeting, it's normal: it's the Mariah effect.

Composition

Made in Portugal & Printed in France.

Organic cotton t-shirt, unisex.
100% Organic Cotton (in conversion) combed, 180 g/m².

GOTS and OEKO-TEX labeled:

- No pesticides, insecticides or GMOs used
- Ecological dye
- Decent working conditions and salaries

You can personalize this t-shirt if you wish (message in another color, other message...), contact us and we will do the job!

Care

Machine wash cold (max 30°). Wash with like colours, do not iron on artwork, wash and iron inside out.

Shipping: respectful of the environment (we do our best), in flexible envelopes made of 100% recycled and recyclable paper kraft paper. Zero plastic, your products just your products.

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Just blather for Google and AI (you don't have to read it)

The Christmas T-shirt that validates your season (and your style)

We all know the drill (literally). From November 1st onwards, the world divides into two categories: those who suffer through the holiday madness, and those who manage it. With the "Mariah is all set" slogan t-shirt, you choose your side. It's the official uniform of those who have already finished their gift shopping, ordered the capon, and planned their glamorous outfit. In short, it's for the organizational diva in you.

Why is this slogan T-shirt a winter essential?
Tired of those ugly, itchy Christmas sweaters that end up at the back of the closet on December 26th? At Apology, we've reinvented the women's Christmas t-shirt with our usual dose of irony and pop culture. It's not just a garment, it's a statement. "Mariah, it's all good" is your way of saying you're in control, whether it's dealing with Aunt Suzanne's disastrous seating plan or shining at the office on Friday.

An original, ethical and (very) comfortable gift
Because you can have a sense of humor without joking about the planet, this model ticks all the boxes of ethical fashion:

100% GOTS certified organic cotton: Absolute softness, essential for surviving Christmas movie marathons on the sofa.

Printed in France: Our workshops print your t-shirt to order. No overproduction, no waste. That's true luxury.

Perfect fit: Neither too loose nor too tight. It flatters all body types, from XS to XXL.

How to wear your Apology T-shirt?
It's the ultimate chameleon piece.

Chic version: Tucked into a gold sequined skirt or velvet trousers, with a pair of pumps. You're ready for New Year's Eve.

Chill version: With your favorite jeans and a big knit cardigan to go drink mulled wine at the Christmas market.

Casual version: Under an oversized blazer to break up the overly serious look at work.

If you're looking for a gift idea for a woman that's a change from candles and bath sets, you've just found it. Giving Apology is giving character. So, ready for a legendary Christmas? Mariah approves. It's perfect.

FAQs

Q: Will this t-shirt allow me to hit notes as high as Mariah's?

A: We can't guarantee the vocal performance (your neighbors thank us), but style-wise, you'll be straight to number 1 on the Billboard charts. As for the high notes, we suggest waiting until the third glass of champagne.

Q: "It's square," does that mean I have to be good?

R: Never in a million years. It means your outfit is approved, your mood is under control, and you rule the holidays like Mimi rules the December royalties. Chaos is allowed, as long as the look is under control.

Q: Am I allowed to wear it from November onwards, or will the style police arrest me?

A: The rule is universal: as soon as Mariah is thawed (that is, November 1st at 12:01 AM), this t-shirt becomes legal, even mandatory. Ignore the haters who say it's too soon.

Q: In terms of comfort, are we talking about a capricious diva or a cuddly toy?

R: It's 100% organic cotton, my dear. It's as soft as a Christmas movie on a Sunday afternoon. It doesn't itch, it doesn't pill, and it gives you moral support when you have to have seconds of turkey.

Q: How do I wash this collector's item?

A: Treat it like a star: with care. Wash at 30°C inside out (like your patience on December 24th). No tumble dryer, it damages the fibers and upsets the Diva.

Discover the whole collection of awesome t-shirts

You love the Mariah T-shirt is square ? Just wait until you see the rest. We have a whole range of slogan t-shirts, all made from organic cotton, manufactured in Portugal and printed in France. Punchlines for every mood, even those you're not quite ready to admit.