Fuck the Diet T-Shirt

Tired of counting calories and saying no to the pleasures of the table? The “FUCK the diet” t-shirt is here for you. Because life is too short to deprive yourself of dessert and say no to cheese. This t-shirt is your manifesto against dietary dictates and unnecessary deprivation. With this unequivocal message, you clearly display your philosophy: to eat is to live!

Made in Portugal 🇵🇹 and printed in France 🇫🇷.
Organic cotton.

Color: Green
Size
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Regular price
39,00 €
Regular price
29,00 €
Sale price
39,00 €
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Dosage / Side Effects

Dosage:Put on this Fuck the Diet T-shirt as soon as your salad makes you feel sorry for yourself, 5 hours max per day, 3 days per week.

Side effect:Can trigger an insatiable appetite for pastries and a chronic allergy to low-fat yogurts.

Composition

Made in Portugal & Printed in France.

Organic cotton t-shirt, unisex.
100% Organic Cotton (in conversion) combed, 180 g/m².

GOTS and OEKO-TEX labeled:

- No pesticides, insecticides or GMOs used
- Ecological dye
- Decent working conditions and salaries

You can personalize this t-shirt if you wish (message in another color, other message...), contact us and we will do the job!

Care

Machine wash cold (max 30°). Wash with like colours, do not iron on artwork, wash and iron inside out.

Shipping: respectful of the environment (we do our best), in flexible envelopes made of 100% recycled and recyclable paper kraft paper. Zero plastic, your products just your products.

T - shirt Fuck le régime Vert XS - Imprimé en France

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The *Fuck the diet* t-shirt is perfect for those who are tired of counting calories and depriving themselves of the pleasures of the table. If you believe that life is too short to say no to dessert or give up cheese, then this t-shirt is for you. It's more than just a piece of clothing: it's a manifesto against dietary dictates and unnecessary deprivation. With this clear and direct message, you display your philosophy of life: to eat is to live!

Made with care in Portugal and printed in France, this organic cotton t-shirt combines comfort, quality and respect for the environment. It is designed for those who prefer to savor every moment rather than submit to restrictive diets.

Put on the *Fuck the diet* t-shirt and show that you choose pleasure over deprivation. Whether it's for a gourmet evening with friends, a decadent brunch or simply to affirm your love of good food, this t-shirt is your ally to live fully without worrying about food rules. Because deep down, happiness is also on the plate.

FAQ

Q: What is this “Fuck the Diet” T-shirt made of?
A: The slogan “Fuck the diet” is printed on GOTS-certified, ring-spun, combed organic cotton (180 gsm) for a soft feel and minimal impact on the planet.

Q: How do you get the perfect fit for your “Fuck the Diet” T-shirt?
A: Choose your usual size: the unisex fit enhances the "Fuck the diet" message without overwhelming it. If you're unsure, our size guide will help you choose the perfect fit.

Q: Can you add a personal twist to “Fuck the Diet”?
A: Yes, you can revisit "Fuck the Diet" in your own way: go to the "I personalize" tab, add your text and create a truly unique piece.

Q: How long does it take for your “Fuck the Diet” T-shirt to arrive at your house?
A: Your “Fuck the Diet” T-shirt is custom-made in Portugal in 5 days, then shipped within 2–3 days with carbon-neutral Colissimo/Chronopost.

Q: What if you change your mind about "Fuck the Diet"?
A: Not convinced by "Fuck the Diet"? Return it to us within 14 days and we'll offer you an exchange or a refund, no hassle.

Q: When is the right time to wear "Fuck the Diet"?
A: It's the perfect way to say "Fuck the diet" during a drink with friends, a shopping trip, or simply to spice up your casual outfit.

Q: What do you associate with "Fuck the Diet" for your style?
A: Perfect match: raw jeans, a denim jacket and sneakers to confidently exude “Fuck the diet”.

Q: What vibe does “Fuck the Diet” embody when you wear it?
A: Wear “Fuck the regime” with a rebellious and free spirit, ready to send a strong message whatever your mood.

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