Fuck the abs t-shirt

Abs, that holy grail of fitness routines and gym selfies. Between crunches, planks and drastic diets, it's enough to drive you crazy. The “FUCK abs” t-shirt is your declaration of independence against this obsession with chocolate bars. With this unequivocal message, you show that you prefer to enjoy life without worrying about the dictates of the six-pack.

Made in Portugal 🇵🇹 and printed in France 🇫🇷.
Organic cotton.

Color: Blue
Size
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Regular price
39,00 €
Regular price
29,00 €
Sale price
39,00 €
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Dosage / Side Effects

Dosage:Put on this Fuck Abs T-shirt as soon as your sit-ups start bothering you, 5 hours max per day, 2 days per week.

Side effect:Risk of muscle atrophy from pure laziness and unconditional love for your couch.

Composition

Made in Portugal & Printed in France.

Organic cotton t-shirt, unisex.
100% Organic Cotton (in conversion) combed, 180 g/m².

GOTS and OEKO-TEX labeled:

- No pesticides, insecticides or GMOs used
- Ecological dye
- Decent working conditions and salaries

You can personalize this t-shirt if you wish (message in another color, other message...), contact us and we will do the job!

Care

Machine wash cold (max 30°). Wash with like colours, do not iron on artwork, wash and iron inside out.

Shipping: respectful of the environment (we do our best), in flexible envelopes made of 100% recycled and recyclable paper kraft paper. Zero plastic, your products just your products.

T - shirt Fuck les abdos Vert XS - Imprimé en France

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The *Fuck the abs* t-shirt is made for those who are tired of the obsession with six-pack abs and the fitness routines that become almost tyrannical. Between the endless crunches, the hellish planks and the draconian diets, it's enough to make you lose your mind. With this t-shirt, you make a declaration of independence against this imposed quest for the six-pack. You show that you prefer to enjoy life without letting yourself be dictated by the standards of physical perfection.

Made with care in Portugal and printed in France, this organic cotton t-shirt combines comfort, quality and respect for the environment. It is perfect for those who prefer to enjoy a good meal and live without worrying about the perfect appearance.

Put on the *Fuck abs* t-shirt and show your choice to live life to the fullest without letting yourself be imprisoned by the dictates of fitness. Whether it's for a quiet day, a brunch with friends or simply to express your fed up with social pressure, this t-shirt is your ally to claim your freedom to enjoy life your way, without the constraints of perfect abs.

FAQ

Q: What is this “Fuck the abs” T-shirt made of?
A: The slogan “Fuck abs” is printed on GOTS-certified, ring-spun, combed organic cotton (180 gsm) for a soft feel and minimal impact on the planet.

Q: How do you get the perfect fit for your “Fuck the abs” T-shirt?
A: Take your usual size: the unisex fit enhances the "Fuck abs" message without overwhelming it. If you're unsure, our size guide will help you choose the perfect fit.

Q: Can you add a personal twist to “Fuck the abs”?
A: Yes, you can revisit "Fuck the abs" in your own way: go to the "I personalize" tab, add your text and create a truly unique piece.

Q: How long does it take for your “Fuck the Abs” T-shirt to arrive at your house?
A: Your “Fuck the abs” T-shirt is custom-made in Portugal in 5 days, then shipped within 2–3 days with carbon-neutral Colissimo/Chronopost.

Q: What if you change your mind about "Fuck the abs"?
A: Not convinced by "Fuck the Abs"? Return it to us within 14 days and we'll offer you an exchange or a refund, no hassle.

Q: When is the right time to wear "Fuck the abs"?
A: It's the perfect way to show off your "Fuck abs" attitude during a drink with friends, a shopping trip, or simply to spice up your casual outfit.

Q: What do you associate with "Fuck the abs" for your style?
A: Perfect match: raw jeans, a denim jacket and sneakers to confidently show off “Fuck the abs”.

Q: What vibe does “Fuck the abs” embody when you wear it?
A: Wear “Fuck the abs” with a rebellious and free spirit, ready to send a strong message whatever your mood.

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