Fuck the Calories T-Shirt

The *Fuck Calories* t-shirt is for those who are tired of counting calories at every meal and depriving themselves of the pleasures of the table. If you are tired of scrutinizing labels and feeling guilty after a good meal, this t-shirt is your answer. Life is way too short to worry about the numbers on a label, and this t-shirt is your battle cry against dietary restrictions. It is a declaration of love to tasty meals, without guilt or compromise.

Made with care in Portugal and printed in France, this organic cotton t-shirt combines comfort, quality and respect for the environment. It is perfect for those who want to enjoy life with every bite, without being dictated by diets and numbers.

Put on the *Fuck calories* t-shirt and show your philosophy: live fully and savor every moment, without letting yourself be held back by unnecessary restrictions. Whether it's for a dinner with friends, a gourmet brunch or simply to remind yourself and others that food is made to be enjoyed, this t-shirt is your ideal companion for a life without compromise.

Q: What is this “Fuck the Calories” T-shirt made of?
A: The slogan “Fuck the calories” is printed on GOTS-certified, ring-spun, combed organic cotton (180 gsm) for a soft feel and minimal impact on the planet.

Q: How do you get the perfect fit for your “Fuck the calories” T-shirt?
A: Choose your usual size: the unisex fit emphasizes the "Fuck calories" message without overwhelming it. If you're unsure, our size guide will help you choose the perfect fit.

Q: Can you add a personal twist to “Fuck the calories”?
A: Yes, you can revisit "Fuck the calories" in your own way: go to the "I personalize" tab, add your text and create a truly unique piece.

Q: How long does it take for your “Fuck the Calories” T-shirt to arrive at your house?
A: Your “Fuck the calories” T-shirt is custom-made in Portugal in 5 days, then shipped within 2–3 days with carbon-neutral Colissimo/Chronopost.

Q: What if you change your mind about "Fuck the calories"?
A: Not convinced by "Fuck the Calories"? Return it to us within 14 days and we'll offer you an exchange or a refund, no hassle.

Q: When is the right time to wear "Fuck the calories"?
A: It's the perfect way to say "Fuck the calories" during a drink with friends, a shopping trip, or simply to spice up your casual outfit.

Q: What do you associate with "Fuck the calories" for your style?
A: Perfect match: raw jeans, a denim jacket and sneakers to confidently exude “Fuck the calories”.

Q: What vibe does “Fuck the calories” embody when you wear it?
A: Wear “Fuck the calories” with a rebellious and free spirit, ready to send a strong message whatever your mood.