Fuck the KPIs T-shirt

The *Fuck KPIs* t-shirt is designed for those who are tired of having their lives dictated by Excel spreadsheets and numerical goals. If you are tired of obsessing over performance indicators, this t-shirt is your manifesto. Because at the end of the day, you are much more than just a number or a percentage. With this clear and unequivocal message, you affirm that true value is not measured in KPIs.

Made with care in Portugal and printed in France, this organic cotton t-shirt combines comfort, quality and respect for the environment. It is perfect for those who want to remember that numbers do not define their value or contribution.

Put on the *Fuck KPIs* t-shirt and show that you refuse to let numbers take control of your life. Whether in the office or outside, this t-shirt is your ally to affirm that true performance is not reduced to indicators. Because in the end, what really matters can't always be measured.

Q: What is this “Fuck the KPIs” T-shirt made of?
A: The slogan “Fuck the KPIs” is printed on GOTS-certified, ring-spun, combed organic cotton (180 gsm) for a soft feel and minimal impact on the planet.

Q: How do you get the perfect fit for your “Fuck the KPIs” T-shirt?
A: Choose your usual size: the unisex fit enhances the "Fuck KPIs" message without overwhelming it. If you're unsure, our size guide will help you choose the perfect fit.

Q: Can you add a personal twist to “Fuck the KPIs”?
A: Yes, you can revisit “Fuck the KPIs” in your own way: go to the “I personalize” tab, add your text and create a truly unique piece.

Q: How long does it take for your “Fuck the KPIs” T-shirt to arrive at your house?
A: Your “Fuck the KPIs” T-shirt is custom-made in Portugal in 5 days, then shipped within 2–3 days with carbon-neutral Colissimo/Chronopost.

Q: What if you change your mind about "Fuck the KPIs"?
A: Not convinced by "Fuck the KPIs"? Return it to us within 14 days and we'll offer you an exchange or a refund, no hassle.

Q: When is the right time to wear “Fuck the KPIs”?
A: It's the perfect way to say "Fuck the KPIs" during a drink with friends, a shopping trip, or simply to spice up your casual outfit.

Q: What do you associate with “Fuck the KPIs” for your style?
A: Perfect match: raw jeans, a denim jacket and sneakers to confidently exude “Fuck the KPIs”.

Q: What vibe does “Fuck the KPIs” embody when you wear it?
A: Wear “Fuck the KPIs” with a rebellious and free spirit, ready to send a strong message whatever your mood.