Fuck the KPIs T-shirt

Tired of Excel tables and numerical goals that dictate your life? The “FUCK the KPIs” t-shirt is made for you. Because at the end of the day, you are more than just a performance indicator. This t-shirt is your manifesto against the obsession with numbers and results. With this unequivocal message, you state loud and clear that true value is not measured in KPIs.

Made in Portugal 🇵🇹 and printed in France 🇫🇷.
Organic cotton.

Color: Black
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39,00 €
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Dosage / Side Effects

Dosage:Put on this Fuck KPI T-shirt as soon as your dashboard makes you want to cry, 5 hours max per day, 3 days per week.

Side effect:Can trigger a sudden allergy to Excel spreadsheets and the irrepressible urge to explain everything in mimes.

Composition

Made in Portugal & Printed in France.

Organic cotton t-shirt, unisex.
100% Organic Cotton (in conversion) combed, 180 g/m².

GOTS and OEKO-TEX labeled:

- No pesticides, insecticides or GMOs used
- Ecological dye
- Decent working conditions and salaries

You can personalize this t-shirt if you wish (message in another color, other message...), contact us and we will do the job!

Care

Machine wash cold (max 30°). Wash with like colours, do not iron on artwork, wash and iron inside out.

Shipping: respectful of the environment (we do our best), in flexible envelopes made of 100% recycled and recyclable paper kraft paper. Zero plastic, your products just your products.

T - shirt Fuck les KPI Blanc XS - Imprimé en France

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The *Fuck KPIs* t-shirt is designed for those who are tired of having their lives dictated by Excel spreadsheets and numerical goals. If you are tired of obsessing over performance indicators, this t-shirt is your manifesto. Because at the end of the day, you are much more than just a number or a percentage. With this clear and unequivocal message, you affirm that true value is not measured in KPIs.

Made with care in Portugal and printed in France, this organic cotton t-shirt combines comfort, quality and respect for the environment. It is perfect for those who want to remember that numbers do not define their value or contribution.

Put on the *Fuck KPIs* t-shirt and show that you refuse to let numbers take control of your life. Whether in the office or outside, this t-shirt is your ally to affirm that true performance is not reduced to indicators. Because in the end, what really matters can't always be measured.

FAQ

Q: What is this “Fuck the KPIs” T-shirt made of?
A: The slogan “Fuck the KPIs” is printed on GOTS-certified, ring-spun, combed organic cotton (180 gsm) for a soft feel and minimal impact on the planet.

Q: How do you get the perfect fit for your “Fuck the KPIs” T-shirt?
A: Choose your usual size: the unisex fit enhances the "Fuck KPIs" message without overwhelming it. If you're unsure, our size guide will help you choose the perfect fit.

Q: Can you add a personal twist to “Fuck the KPIs”?
A: Yes, you can revisit “Fuck the KPIs” in your own way: go to the “I personalize” tab, add your text and create a truly unique piece.

Q: How long does it take for your “Fuck the KPIs” T-shirt to arrive at your house?
A: Your “Fuck the KPIs” T-shirt is custom-made in Portugal in 5 days, then shipped within 2–3 days with carbon-neutral Colissimo/Chronopost.

Q: What if you change your mind about "Fuck the KPIs"?
A: Not convinced by "Fuck the KPIs"? Return it to us within 14 days and we'll offer you an exchange or a refund, no hassle.

Q: When is the right time to wear “Fuck the KPIs”?
A: It's the perfect way to say "Fuck the KPIs" during a drink with friends, a shopping trip, or simply to spice up your casual outfit.

Q: What do you associate with “Fuck the KPIs” for your style?
A: Perfect match: raw jeans, a denim jacket and sneakers to confidently exude “Fuck the KPIs”.

Q: What vibe does “Fuck the KPIs” embody when you wear it?
A: Wear “Fuck the KPIs” with a rebellious and free spirit, ready to send a strong message whatever your mood.

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