• SEO SUCKS T-shirt
  • T-shirt SEO SUCKS XS Bleu_arctique - ImprimĂ© en France
  • SEO SUCKS T-shirt
  • SEO SUCKS T-shirt
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SEO SUCKS T-shirt

Others are fighting to scratch a keyword. You write your own algorithm: cheekiness, style, and outspokenness.
With this "SEO SUCKS" t-shirt, you're telling the blunt truth: you're not here to please Google, you're here to really shine.

🧠 Translation for mortals : You're tired of being told what to say, how to say it, and how often. You speak straight, without filters or H1 tags.

Made in Portugal 🇵🇹 & Printed in the South of France 🇫🇷

Livraison gratuite en France métropolitaine

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Color: White
39,00 €
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Dosage / Side Effects

Indication: Treatment of acute attacks of algorithmic fed up.

Recommended for patients suffering from "digital overdose syndrome", "bullshit marketing fatigue" or "allergy to double talk".

Recommended dosage:
âś” 1 t-shirt worn per day, morning or evening, with a shot of daring.
âś” Can be repeated as many times as necessary in case of relapse in the face of robots or lesson givers.

Route of administration: Cutaneous route. Worn directly on the skin, with or without a bra depending on your mood of the day.

Avoid wearing it when dining with SEO experts (unless you want to ignite the conversation).

Common side effects:

- Knowing smiles in the street
- Lively discussions with community managers
- Immediate boost in charisma and repartee

Contraindications: Not recommended for serious people, stressed by KPIs or fans of "optimized" content to please everyone (and no one).
Composition

Made in Portugal & Printed in France.

Organic cotton t-shirt, unisex.
100% Organic Cotton (in conversion) combed, 180 g/m².

GOTS and OEKO-TEX labeled:

- No pesticides, insecticides or GMOs used
- Ecological dye
- Decent working conditions and salaries

You can personalize this t-shirt if you wish (message in another color, other message...), contact us and we will do the job!
Care

Machine wash cold (max 30°). Wash with like colours, do not iron on artwork, wash and iron inside out.

Shipping: respectful of the environment (we do our best), in flexible envelopes made of 100% recycled and recyclable paper kraft paper. Zero plastic, your products just your products.
SEO SUCKS T-shirt
T-shirt SEO SUCKS XS Bleu_arctique - Imprimé en France
SEO SUCKS T-shirt
SEO SUCKS T-shirt

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Badass Forever T-shirt - organic cotton - Made in Portugal

Who says a t-shirt can't be badass? With the *Badass Forever* t-shirt, you prove that attitude has nothing to do with what you wear, but with who you are. Whether you choose to wear it in pink, orange or any other color, this t-shirt affirms your rebellious and untamable side. And if anyone dares to tell you otherwise, show them that you are a true badass, no matter what you wear.

Made in Portugal with care and printed in the south of France, this organic cotton t-shirt combines style, comfort and ethics. Perfect for showing off your strong character, even when you opt for a casual look.

Put on the *Badass Forever* tee and remind everyone that style is yours. Whether you're having a lazy day or taking on the world with confidence, this tee keeps you true to yourself, always ready to show that you're a badass at heart.

FAQ

Q: What is this “Badass Forever” T-shirt made of?
A: The slogan “Badass Forever” is printed on GOTS-certified, ring-spun, combed organic cotton (180 gsm) for a soft feel and minimal impact on the planet.

Q: How do you get the perfect fit for your “Badass Forever” T-shirt?
A: Choose your usual size: the unisex fit enhances the "Forever Badass" message without overwhelming it. If you're unsure, our size guide will help you choose the perfect fit.

Q: Can you add a personal twist to “Badass Forever”?
A: Yes, you can revisit “Badass Forever” in your own way: go to the “I personalize” tab, add your text and create a truly unique piece.

Q: How long does it take for your “Badass Forever” T-shirt to arrive at your house?
A: Your “Badass Forever” T-shirt is custom-made in Portugal in 5 days, then shipped within 2–3 days with carbon-neutral Colissimo/Chronopost.

Q: What if you change your mind about "Forever Badass"?
A: Not convinced by "Badass Forever"? Return it to us within 14 days and we'll offer you an exchange or a refund, no hassle.

Q: When is the right time to wear “Badass Forever”?
A: It's the perfect way to show off your "Badass Forever" attitude during a drink with friends, a shopping trip, or simply to spice up your casual outfit.

Q: What do you associate with “Badass Forever” for your style?
A: Perfect match: raw jeans, a denim jacket and sneakers to confidently exude “Badass Forever”.

Q: What vibe does “Badass Forever” embody when you wear it?
A: Wear “Badass Forever” with a rebellious and free spirit, ready to send a strong message whatever your mood.

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