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Fuck Yoga T-Shirt

29,00 €
29,00 €
29,00 €
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Yoga, this Zen practice supposed to bring you inner peace and flexibility. But let's be honest, between the impossible postures and the endless mantras, there's plenty to crack up on. The “FUCK Yoga” t-shirt is your casual way of saying no to torture sessions disguised as relaxation. With this straightforward message, you affirm that you prefer a more relaxed approach to well-being.

Made in Portugal 🇵🇹 and printed in France 🇫🇷.
Organic cotton.

Dosage / Side Effects

Dosage:Put on this Fuck Yoga T-shirt as soon as the gong is boring, 6 hours max per day, 2 days per week.

Side effect:Risk of overdose of spiritual laziness and definitive rejection of the lotus posture.
Composition

Made in Portugal & Printed in France.

Organic cotton t-shirt, unisex.
100% Organic Cotton (in conversion) combed, 180 g/m².

GOTS and OEKO-TEX labeled:

- No pesticides, insecticides or GMOs used
- Ecological dye
- Decent working conditions and salaries

You can personalize this t-shirt if you wish (message in another color, other message...), contact us and we will do the job!
Care

Machine wash cold (max 30°). Wash with like colours, do not iron on artwork, wash and iron inside out.

Shipping: respectful of the environment (we do our best), in flexible envelopes made of 100% recycled and recyclable paper kraft paper. Zero plastic, your products just your products.
T - shirt Fuck le Yoga Blanc XS - Imprimé en France
T - shirt Fuck le Yoga Noir XS - Imprimé en France
T - shirt Fuck le Yoga Bleu XS - Imprimé en France
T - shirt Fuck le Yoga Vert XS - Imprimé en France

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FAQs

Q: What is this “Fuck Yoga” T-shirt made of?
A: The slogan “Fuck Yoga” is printed on GOTS-certified, ring-spun, combed organic cotton (180 gsm) for a soft feel and minimal impact on the planet.

Q: How do you get the perfect fit for your “Fuck Yoga” T-shirt?
A: Choose your usual size: the unisex fit enhances the "Fuck Yoga" message without overwhelming it. If you're unsure, our size guide will help you choose the perfect fit.

Q: Can you add a personal twist to “Fuck Yoga”?
A: Yes, you can revisit “Fuck Yoga” in your own way: go to the “I personalize” tab, add your text and create a truly unique piece.

Q: How long does it take for your “Fuck Yoga” T-shirt to arrive at your house?
A: Your “Fuck le Yoga” T-shirt is custom-made in Portugal in 5 days, then shipped within 2–3 days with carbon-neutral Colissimo/Chronopost.

Q: What if you change your mind about "Fuck Yoga"?
A: Not convinced by "Fuck Yoga"? Return it to us within 14 days and we'll offer you an exchange or a refund, no hassle.

Q: When is the right time to wear “Fuck Yoga”?
A: It's the perfect way to say "Fuck Yoga" during a drink with friends, a shopping trip, or simply to spice up your casual outfit.

Q: What do you associate with “Fuck Yoga” for your style?
A: Perfect match: raw jeans, a denim jacket and sneakers to confidently enhance “Fuck Yoga”.

Q: What vibe does “Fuck Yoga” embody when you wear it?
A: Wear “Fuck Yoga” with a rebellious and free spirit, ready to send a strong message whatever your mood.

The *Fuck Yoga* t-shirt is designed for those who are tired of this so-called zen practice that promises inner peace and flexibility, but which, let's be honest, is more like a torture session than relaxation. Between the impossible postures to do and the endless mantras, it's enough to make you lose your patience. With this t-shirt, you clearly say no to yoga sessions that make you sweat more than meditate, and you affirm your preference for a more relaxed approach to well-being.

Made with care in Portugal and printed in France, this organic cotton t-shirt combines comfort, quality and respect for the environment. It is perfect for those who want to show their skepticism about the yoga trend and claim a cooler way of taking care of themselves.

Put on the *Fuck Yoga* t-shirt and show that you don't need to twist your body in all directions to achieve well-being. Whether it's for a chill day or to express your fed-upness with wellness trends that make you more stressed than anything else, this t-shirt is here to remind you that relaxation also means knowing how to say no.