Fuck Yoga T-Shirt

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29,00 €
Regular price
29,00 €
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29,00 €
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Color: White
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Yoga, this Zen practice supposed to bring you inner peace and flexibility. But let's be honest, between the impossible postures and the endless mantras, there's plenty to crack up on. The “FUCK Yoga” t-shirt is your casual way of saying no to torture sessions disguised as relaxation. With this straightforward message, you affirm that you prefer a more relaxed approach to well-being.

Made in Portugal 🇵🇹 and printed in France 🇫🇷.
Organic cotton.

Composition

Made in Portugal & Printed in France.

Organic cotton t-shirt, unisex.
100% Organic Cotton (in conversion) combed, 180 g/m².

GOTS and OEKO-TEX labeled:

- No pesticides, insecticides or GMOs used
- Ecological dye
- Decent working conditions and salaries

You can personalize this t-shirt if you wish (message in another color, other message...), contact us and we will do the job!

Care

Machine wash cold (max 30°). Wash with like colours, do not iron on artwork, wash and iron inside out.

Shipping: respectful of the environment (we do our best), in flexible envelopes made of 100% recycled and recyclable paper kraft paper. Zero plastic, your products just your products.

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FAQ

Q: De quoi est fait ce T-shirt «Fuck le Yoga» ?
A: Le slogan «Fuck le Yoga» est imprimé sur un coton bio filé et peigné (180 g/m²), certifié GOTS, pour un toucher doux et un impact minimal sur la planète.

Q: Comment réussir la coupe parfaite de ton T-shirt «Fuck le Yoga» ?
A: Prends ta taille habituelle : la coupe unisexe valorise le message «Fuck le Yoga» sans l’écraser. Si tu hésites, notre guide des tailles t’aidera à choisir la coupe idéale.

Q: Peux-tu ajouter un twist perso à «Fuck le Yoga» ?
A: Oui, tu peux revisiter «Fuck le Yoga» à ta sauce : direction l’onglet «Je personnalise», ajoute ton texte et crée une pièce vraiment unique.

Q: En combien de temps ton T-shirt «Fuck le Yoga» arrive-t-il chez toi ?
A: Ton T-shirt «Fuck le Yoga» est produit sur mesure au Portugal en 5 jours, puis expédié sous 2–3 jours avec Colissimo/Chronopost neutre en carbone.

Q: Que faire si tu changes d’avis sur «Fuck le Yoga» ?
A: Pas convaincu·e par «Fuck le Yoga» ? Renvoie-le-nous sous 14 jours, on t’offre un échange ou un remboursement, sans prise de tête.

Q: Quand c’est le bon moment pour porter «Fuck le Yoga» ?
A: C’est le must pour afficher «Fuck le Yoga» lors d’un apéro entre potes, d’une virée shopping ou simplement pour pimper ta tenue casual.

Q: Qu’est-ce que tu associes avec «Fuck le Yoga» pour ton style ?
A: Match parfait : un jean brut, une veste en denim et des sneakers pour sublimer «Fuck le Yoga» avec assurance.

Q: Quelle vibe incarne «Fuck le Yoga» quand tu le portes ?
A: Porte «Fuck le Yoga» dans un esprit rebelle et libre, prêt·e à faire passer un message fort quel que soit ton mood.

The *Fuck Yoga* t-shirt is designed for those who are tired of this so-called zen practice that promises inner peace and flexibility, but which, let's be honest, is more like a torture session than relaxation. Between the impossible postures to do and the endless mantras, it's enough to make you lose your patience. With this t-shirt, you clearly say no to yoga sessions that make you sweat more than meditate, and you affirm your preference for a more relaxed approach to well-being.

Made with care in Portugal and printed in France, this organic cotton t-shirt combines comfort, quality and respect for the environment. It is perfect for those who want to show their skepticism about the yoga trend and claim a cooler way of taking care of themselves.

Put on the *Fuck Yoga* t-shirt and show that you don't need to twist your body in all directions to achieve well-being. Whether it's for a chill day or to express your fed-upness with wellness trends that make you more stressed than anything else, this t-shirt is here to remind you that relaxation also means knowing how to say no.